Why is it that after the first few dates we analyse every minute detail of the experience looking for; what you may have said wrong, done wrongly or worn wrongly. We try and predict what they thought about us and just hope we hadn’t made a complete ass of ourselves (unless you are too cool for skool of course!)
I’m sure everyone has their horror stories about particular dating experiences, I certainly have.
This bloke was obviously well chuffed with his pull, well maybe not once he’d had the photos developed!
Or did you have too many drinks and end up throwing some shapes like this?
One of my stories goes something like this:
I met a gorgeous girl on a camp site, and it turned out she was off her head at the time, but all the same I got her number and called her a few days later and she agreed to meet up with me for a drink. She came to my mum’s house where I was living at the time and picked me up, no problems there.
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I’ve got a nightmare on my hands and need some help please. I have been with my husband for 4 years now (married for 2). We are not sexually compatible at all and it’s pretty mundane actually! I do however love him like crazy. I recently found a ‘no strings attached sex’ dating site where I found a guy in a similar situation. We met up after a few naughty photos were swapped and had the most amazing sex ever.
It felt like a kettle letting off steam. I am still with my husband and he doesn’t know anything, however I have massive guilt about what happened and rightfully so… but am tempted to get back to this guy I met online. I know what is morally right but I don’t know whether I should be selfish for once and put myself first… the sex was good though, and it was only sex after all!
Doctor Date says
Marriage is all about commitment to each other so I am certainly not advising about the benefits of cheating. Although this question is not related so much to dating, I feel like I should at least give you the benefit of my knowledge and experience.
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To be an effective arguer it’s all about picking on the insecurities… and in a man’s case its normally jealousy and his anatomy.
I don’t advise using any of these by the way, I wouldn’t like to predict what happens next…
1. “You’re just jealous because my ex had a much bigger tackle”
2. “You’re the bitch, do as I say”
3. “How does no sex for you for a month sound”
4. “I’ll kick your booty you wimp”
5. “It’s all making sense now; guys with small appendages tend to mature later in life”
6. “You’re arguments are as crap as you are in bed”
7. “I’m off out to find a real man”
8. “When you go red you remind me of one of the guys I visualise sleeping with”
9. “Whatever…. Whatever… “ (to everything he says – really winds him up).
10. “I’m gonna cut off your chap when you sleep unless you don’t shut the hell up”
Incidentally, if anybody knows of footage on YouTube of these actually being used in the wild, let us know and we’ll post the link up!
Really… there is no lie here, saying one of these is either going to have her packing her bags… or packing a punch straight in the wedding tackle. They are funny though!
1. “Just go and finish the dishes and shut the hell up”
2. “I thought periods only came once a month”
3. “Don’t take it out on me the fact you are pissed off about getting fatter”
4. “Don’t start crying”
5. “You look so ugly when you get angry”
6. “Be quiet woman, your nagging gives me a headache and I can’t shag you if I have one”
7. “I wonder if my subscription to Match.com has expired”
8. “Zip it… zip…. Zip etc”
9. “I take it that you don’t want my kids then”
10. “Get down and give me 10”
Sharon Osbourne is on a fame and fortune mission. She has won the hearts and minds of the World’s youth through her association with X factor, as well as being hitched to the craziest bloke in rock, and is taking her recognition one stage further by launching a new dating show.
There’s no telling what could happen, you may even get to see these again, live!
There’s no denying that the entire Osbourne family have come up trumps and gained fame from a wide variety of means, in fairness they have all had their hard times (Sharon and cancer, Ozzy and drugs etc) but this show is Sharon at her best and on her own.
She is currently recruiting contestants for the new show in the UK, which will see the outspoken matriarch help contestants find love.
An online ad reads: “Sharon Osbourne’s new show is looking for people for a fun dating game. If you want to meet new people and find love, email your details.”
