Sad clowns are a thing of the past thanks to a revolution in clown matching brought to you by the Clown Dating Agency. As you can imagine, being attached to the circus or in fact being a clown, you are bound to be on the road most of the time therefore where do you find time for a bit of lovin?
Sad clowns will be a thing of the past.
This revolution in dating is the answer for all those juggling, custard pie flinging loons. It’s also a great place to find someone with a sense of humour if that’s what’s missing in your love life.
“Don’t be a sad clown staying in playing with your trombone. Ask for a free registration form NOW.”
It’s a free service so what you got to lose?!
How does it work?
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Our fourth county is beautiful Essex. Tarnished with a bad brush with the rise of ‘The Chav’ and people like Victoria Beckham, Essex actually has a huge amount to offer in terms of romantic destinations, here are my top five:
Glide3 Hovercraft Experience – I know that this article is all about romantic destinations, but trust me, if you take your date on one of these, emotions will be heightened as well as adrenalin and passion! You can basically fly your own hovercraft and get soaked – you’ll certainly be remembered as a person with a lust for life if anything.
Your experience includes:
• All safety, protective equipment and insurances
• Personalised certificate souvenir
• FREE refreshments and snacks
Basildon
Essex
Tel: 0845 226 0748
Fax: 0870 930 7275
Hedingham Castle – If you’re looking for chivalry, white knights and a romantic day, then you MUST come here. Hedingham Castle is one of the best preserved Norman keeps in England. It was built in 1140 by the famous medieval family the de Veres, Earls of Oxford, and is still owned by their descendents. Visited by King Henry VII, King Henry VIII and Queen Elizabeth I and besieged by King John it possesses four floors including a magnificent Banqueting Hall with fine Minstrels’ Gallery and a splendid Norman arch. It is approached by a lovely Tudor bridge which was built in 1496 to replace the drawbridge. There are peaceful woodland and lakeside walks and the beautifully kept grounds are ideal for romantic picnics. Check out the website for special events like jousting… un-missable.
Open Sunday 2nd April – Sunday 30th September (06)
Prices from £4.50
Castle Hedingham
Halstead
Essex
CO9 3DJ
Tel: +44 (0)1787 460 261
Fax: +44 (0)1787 461 473
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I stumbled across heavy.com the other day and had to tell you about an amazing opportunity to win the date of a lifetime with an absoluts godess. I think it’s only open to Aussies, but to be honest I’d fly there for one date with one of these beauties!
It’s like choosing which Spice Girl you’d have…. but better!
The rules are simple, you first register, then choose your favourate girl. There is something for every bloke there trust me!
After you register, The Most Beautiful Girl will text you a series of 5 brain busting questions. You will have to use your powers of observation to record the answers in your brain. The questions will be on:
• Her videos
• Her myheavy profile
• The natural aura of sexy that surrounds her.
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Not so common AcronymnsI’ve often wondered what the hell people mean when they send you funny little symbols, since the revolution of Text messaging the concept of shortening words obviously has greater appeal as it doesn’t take you 2 hours to say what you want to say.
I’ve even made it easy for you and categorised the most common acronyms and symbols. The examples at the bottom of the page are for the die hard fans, oh and the adult market!
Common Acronyms
IMO = In my opinion
IM = Instant Messaging
N/A = Not Applicable
N/S = Non-Smoker
POV = Point Of View
THX = Thanks
LOL = laugh out loud
GTSY = glad to see you
GMTA = great minds think alike
BRB = be right back
AFK = away from keyboard
HAGN = have a good night
L8R G8R = later gator
LMHO = laughing my head off
POOF = I have left the chat
SYS = see you soon
SWAK = sealed with a kiss
TX = thanks
WB = welcome back
*G* = giggle or grin
*H* = hug
*K* = kiss
*W* = wink
Common Smileys
:- ) = smile
: ) = smile
;- ) = wink
:’ = crying
^5 = high five
:-0 = shocked or surprised
^ = thumbs up
= unhappy
>:- ( = angry
:-D = laughing
:-> = devilish
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The US-based gay dating site manhunt.net has hit upon a novel way of promoting safe sex among gay men.
Manhunt.net home page.
An outreach worker, posing under the sign-in name of VIPBoy, is paid to talk about AIDS and STDs to site users and to give out advice about safe sex practices.
“If gay men are going to meet in cyberspace for hookups, they should know what they are getting into if they have unsafe sex,” Stephan Adelson, who heads Online Buddies Inc. and runs the 700,000-member site, told The Boston Herald .
Mr Adelson has been praised for his socially-aware stance, in contrast to many other sites which actively promote unsafe practices such as ‘bare backing’ by creating dedicated chat areas.
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