Fellas, we all know that women are organised (well 99.9% of them) and we aren’t! What happens when your girlfriend has had something planned for you both for the past 6 months and a perfect boys night opportunity springs up?
Well… don’t think to hard about it! You chill with your homies. Think to yourself – when you are settled with kids… you will probably never ever see the lads again! Your bird has the rest of her life with you and she shouldn’t be so selfish as to expect you to blow out the boys!
Here are a couple of corking excuses that, although may be little white lies, are un- arguable and may actually get you brownie points:
• “Granny called me and said she had a premonition I died tonight, therefore I’m not prepared to go outside and I need the protection of the lads”.
• “I caught my chap in the zip and am struggling to stand”.
• “I sat on one of my knackers when getting in the car and can’t walk – they feel like a roof tiller’s nail bag”.
• “It’s my time of the month”.
• “I have terrible wind and am concerned may show you up”.
• “I want to stay at home as I am planning a huge surprise for you”.
• “Just one night…. You have the rest of your life with me!”
• “I’ve got a really early start as I’m off to pick up your pressie”
Not that I’ve done this before!
Passions are flying, it feels like you are finally going to have the shag of your life, and then…. Something happens to ruin the whole thing and you end up having a wilt!
Here are 5 ways to kill the passion (use them as tips to avoid!)
You fart – You’ve probably eaten too much again, or just stocked up on too much protein. You may be able to hold off the first wind assault, but it comes back and finds a way to sneak out creating a high pitched noise through those tightly clenched buttocks. You may get away with it… but if it stinks – it’s a mood killer!
The mobile rings – Communications today allow us to have our phoe with us and operational 24/7. We are communication junkies and if someone rings… we wanna know who it is. It’s normally someone boring like your mum ringing to make sure you are behaving yourself. It can take your eye off the ball… so switch it off and do everyone a favour.
Catching your privates in your zip – This goes for you too ladies. There can be nothing quite as painful as this. Take your time and ensure there is ‘clearance’ before getting too passionate and ripping things out.
Bad kissing – Nothing worse than someone that is trying to fit your entire head in their mouth OR trying to see what you had for dinner with their tongue creeping down your throat and into your stomach… it’s gross. Check out my tips for kissing.
Being manhandled by what seems to be a 900lb gorilla – Passion is good I agree… but not when it involves being flung around the bedroom. Passion and romance is all about channelling the right kind of lovin. You many well be into the rough stuff… but make sure they other person is too before you get started… can be a real turnoff if unexpected!
Date Experience blog has produced a useful list of top notch online dating services and unsurprisingly MySpace (even though it isn’t a dating service) features heavily.
Go check it out here.
You’re not in an easy position…
You have baggage…
You are bound to be less attractive than you used to be…
How must it look to potential male partners after having a child…
Surely your child is going to reject any other partners you may have…
The list of insecurities often goes on.
These are the sort of questions that may be flying around your mind as a single mum looking to get back into the dating game. Let me first tell you that these are far from uncommon emotions and feelings. We are only given one life, and just because you lost a partner or split from them doesn’t mean that your life has to stop here.
Obviously you may have gone through a grieving period and now want to find that young bunny that’s inside you… and always has been. Well now is that time… why delay, what you got to lose.
You need to e a little selfish sometimes and this is a perfect scenario whereby you need to retain control and do something for yourself.
You should understand these following facts:
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After the recent worldwide legislation and sociological changes towards smoking and it’s health risks (as well as it being a dirty habit), one dating agency has decided to offer dating services between non-smokers only. Recent research has found that single smokers are less likely to find a partner.
The website in question is Single Solution which has banned all tobacco products from events so as to draw in more singletons. The firm said smokers and non-smokers alike have responded well to the move and find it easier to make a good first impression.
Spokesman Paul Ergatoudis said he believed the London-based agency, which also runs events around England, is the first in the country to go completely smoke-free.
He said: “We know from our events and requests we receive from our daters that many people find non-smokers more attractive and, given the choice, they’d much rather their date didn’t smoke.
“Smokers struggle to get the level of interest non-smokers do and many even hide their habit to get a first date”.
“My advice to smokers is ditch the fags completely. It’s the best way to give an instant boost to your pulling power - you’ll look better, smell better, feel better and have more money to splash out on impressing your date or sprucing yourself up.”
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