It’s every man over 60’s dream, Cate Blanchett standing there, semi clad at the end of your bed… enough to send you into cardiac arrest!
Currently married to 42 year old Andrew Upton, 37 year old Cate has recently divulged that she’d rather go to bed with a man in his 60s than a toy boy with little experience.
She said, “I just don’t understand women who go out with men who are younger than them - even if they’re just five years younger. It’s not something I can relate to. I would understand sleeping with a 60-year-old man more.”
According to her acting partner Val Kilmer (‘The Missing’), she left the 46 year old speechless with her beauty; he told Elle magazine “I not only forgot my dialogue in the scene, I forgot that I was acting, I forgot I was on a movie set, and I just stood there staring at her.”
Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Tue 14th November 2006 at 06:21 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
If you still believe chat up lines get you somewhere, AND you want to try a new one or two, perhaps one of these beauties may get you…. a laugh or a slap!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.
Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
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Thanks to the lovely Goddess at DatingGoddess.com for a fantastic article. You’ll be sieing more of the Goddess with a bit of luck!
He’s pleasant and cordial, not a jerk. But there are signs that there won’t be a second date.
* You’d agreed to meet for a drink. The waiter brings your drinks, but when he asks if you are ready to order, your date says, “We’re just having drinks.” If he were interested in spending more time with you, he’d say, “Check back in a little while” or at least offer to order appetizers.
* He doesn’t make much eye contact. That means he doesn’t like looking at you. Even if he is shy, if a man thinks you’re attractive, he won’t be able to keep his eyes off you.
* He doesn’t comment on your attractiveness. An interested guy says, “You’re much prettier than your pictures,” or even “Wow! You’re beautiful,” or “You have such pretty eyes.” He’ll find something to compliment you on.
* No casual touching. If a guy is attracted to you, he’ll touch your arm or hand, or the small of your back as you walk to the table.
* He doesn’t smile much. Even if he is shy, a man who wants to make a good impression smiles a lot at what you say and laughs when you attempt something funny.
* If the waiter asks if you want another drink, your date doesn’t ask you, he just says, “We’re fine.” Do not, under any circumstance, order another drink unless your date asks. He wants to be polite, but he can get surly if you make him wait while you down another.
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Advertising is genius! So are the ‘tag lines’ or ‘strap lines’ that go with it. Look at some of the best of these and you will immediately know who they are:
‘Just do it’!
‘Vorsprung durch technic’
‘It’s Miller Time’
‘Finger lickin’ good’
These brands have ridden off the success of their straplines, because they explain the experience of those brands in a short sharp sentence, demonstrating personality and flair. So what’s to stop you from doing the same?
Dating sites often encourage you to include such a phrase for the reason that they know it will enhance your chances of success. There is a danger to get too clever though, and putting people off because of this.
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In the dating game there are some simple rules to follow. I have deliberately made this short and sharp so you can scan over and remember…. Not enough people do!!!
DO NOT
1 – Ever put yourself down in front of them – shows a psycho
2 – Think that you are going to draw in potential lovers standing in a big circle of mates
3 – Get too drunk and go in for the kill… you will crash and burn!
4 – Take rejection personally. We all have a tick box and you may not be filling all the boxes in!
5 – Think that the potential partner is too good for you. They are human as well remember.
6 – Be racist, sexist or ageist – you’ll end up slapped probably!
DO
1 – Relax and don’t think too hard about the date or prospect of a date
2 – Take a risk. He who dares wins! If you see them and like them what is the worst that can happen?
3 – Choose your body language carefully and react well to theirs. See BODY LANGUAGE
4 – Be friendly and interested in what they have to say. Asking open ended questions will support chat
5 – Look your best… because you will feel your best!
6 – Offer friendship before you offer a relationship!
