Now why on earth would you want to date a scanky hippie or a traveller? I’m not talking about the 5% of the hippie population that are throw backs from the 60’s who do actually clean themselves on a fortnightly basis, I’m talking the stinking pikies who bath is urine & sweat and join a demonstration …. Just because it’s a demonstration and they don’t work so what else they going to do - certainly not get a job!
Miss World of the Pikie Universe!
And, not only do they stink and demonstrate for reasons they don’t know, they also drive stinking old vans that pollute the environment 10 x more than an average car… and claim they are eco warriors!
The reason for this article is to get something off my chest. Opposite my house is a small wood…. With a stinking traveller living in it, in an old ambulance (now that’s original!). He has a girlfriend, who is stunningly attractive… and normal. She comes from a middle class family and must be the most attractive lady this guy has ever seen (OK so I’m jealous!). She leaves her lovely warm house to walk down a muddy stinking path to this bloke’s rotting ambulance, and I dread to think what they get up to… with his flea infested mange ridden dog on a string sleeping in the same bed as well!
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There are some very unusual fetishes out there, but one I really struggle to get to grips with is hairy birds!
Now surely any ladies out there reading this kind’a know if they are a little ‘over hairy’, and surely you’d think they want to do something about it. Well NO! Especially some European countries that I’ll not mention.
Tell me she’s looked in the mirror recently!
I want to know what it is about a moustache, hairy back, huge bushy beaver, goatee, or even a ZZ Top beard that is attractive!
I know you are born with it and all that, but surely you must get annoyed with being stared at and ridiculed… and whether you will ever pull a fella who isn’t a complete weirdo… well I’ll bet my ball bag you don’t!
Martha, the famous bearded lady of Guildford.
So what are your options? Immac, shaver, beard trimmer, waxing, laser surgery… it’s not like you are out of options is it.
Who am I to say though! If you are convinced you are boodiful, let it grow and be weird!!!
Deffo a miss with me I’m afraid.
Even now, approximately 13% of all US ‘active daters’ access dating services from their mobile phone, says a new report from visiongain. This is an immense figure considering the limited level of technology that we are at. The remaining 87% use the internet as their weapon of choice. What the figures show is that many of the bigger sites are now going mobile, a shrewd move and in line with the ongoing personalisation we strive for.
Mobile dating looks set to go even bigger, and become a truly worldwide phenomenon. For most of us, we feel naked without our phones these days, therefore by adding a service whereby you can flirt and meet the love of your life… you just know it’s gonna be a winner with everyone.
Ermmmm, it normally happens when we’ve had a few drinks and we have got the uncontrollable horn. Picture phones are to blame, and all I can say is that the people at Vodaphone and Orange must have seen it all!
Why does it seem like such a great idea to see a girls boobs or take a picture of the ‘ol’boy’ and send it to the bird you fancy at work?
I just don’t know, but it seems to satisfy the senses for a split second…. Until you wake up in an uncontrollable sweat the next morning and check your sent items to see what you actually sent. It’s when you don’t get the response you want to start panicking!
Having tried this approach and having my willy showed round the entire Marketing Dept of a huge bank, I’d steer clear of this approach – it’s just not worth it.
Be happy to receive them but be very careful to give them is the advice I give to you to pass on to the masses.
Clive, UK
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It’s a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it’s prosthetic.
She’s gonna cost him an arm and a leg!
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. “He has been my crutch for so long”! She said in an earlier briefing, “I have no idea why this has happened, I’m really stumped”
“She’s running around in circles”, according to a close friend, “she will need all the support she can get. It’s not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this”
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won’t have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. “She’s terrible” a source stated, “always trying to get her leg over”.
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. “Macca couldn’t handle it anymore” a friend said, “he would get home at night and find her legless”
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate “I’m f—-ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?” His mate says “try Paul McCartney”
