Women yearn for romance and foreplay more than sex itself – reports a recent survey from Australia. A good question then is ‘why do men find these two things the hardest?’ but that is another story for another time!
There’s foreplay, then there’s FOREPLAY!
The study was unique in itself – the researcher used hard and soft porn to try and unearth really what turns a woman on – turns out it’s the entire opposite to the average man.
120 women aged between 18 and 45 were given 7 minutes of porn to watch at their leisure. The snippets were typical male-oriented segments focusing primarily on sexual intercourse while the rest watched films which also had sensuality, romance and foreplay.
The clear winner was kissing believe it or not, more so that the act of sex itself.
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These are guaranteed to kill the moment… could be useful if you can’t be bothered to go on!
Women
‘Is it in yet?’
‘I’m timing you this time and it better be longer!’
‘You’re not as big downstairs than my ex!’
‘When you’re done can you go and make me a cup of tea’
‘I’m desperate for kids’
Men
‘Ooops wrong hole, sorry’
‘Your Brazilian is itchy’
‘Oh Mandy’ (when her name’s something else!)
‘The doc gave me the all clear last week so the itching has finally gone’
‘How do you feel about my mates watching?’
At the beginning of a great relationship it feels like it’s at the tip of your tongue to say, and it hurts to keep it in. Before you go blurting it out on the second date just have a think about how you are feeling.
How could you possibly love a stranger after a few dates let alone months of dating. Not only will you send them running to the nearest crown court for a restraining order, but you will probably feel a complete fool after you have said it as you will have more than likely confused it for feelings of lust – an easy mistake.
For many, especially men it’s extremely difficult to feel it let alone say it – it’s all part of that dreaded commitment thing that every man fights until he meets a woman stronger than him who kicks him into shape!
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No I’m not talking about the obvious places like online or down the local boozer after 5 pints. These places are tried and tested and the difference is that the pressure is off you to find someone, even if you don’t you’ll still have a great time with any of the below:
Travelling
I’m talking about going on holiday alone so you HAVE to meet people and joining an experience like Oz Experience or Kiwi Experience etc. You will be entirely relaxed and therefore at your most confident and attractive. You even get to tour a beautiful country! If these tours are too far and expensive for you, try Eurorailing, you meet tons of people in the same boat.
Sailing
If you aren’t sea sick then sailing is great fun. There are loads of yachts that are chartered with a team of strangers brought together as a team building exercise. It can be hugely romantic… but make sure the weather is likely to be good.
What could be a better romantic setting!
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At least wait till the second one!
‘You’ve got cracking t*ts!’
‘I firmly believe in monogamy’
‘I had a dream I slept with my sister last night’
‘Am I gonna get my moneys worth tonight?’
‘My ex used to love it up the a*se, could you be tempted?’
‘Did you bring the condoms or should I go get some fro the toilet before we get drunk?’
‘I really fancy you, you remind me of my mother/father’
‘Wow, you’ve got a body from Baywatch… but a face from Crimewatch!’
‘My therapist said I wouldn’t attack any more after I castrated myself with a blunt spoon’
‘My dad went to prison for killing my last date, don’t mind if he pops down for a drink do you?’
