Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Fri 12th May 2006 at 06:42 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Thu 11th May 2006 at 06:53 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up

Would you like to dance? [they say “no”] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those trousers!

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Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Wed 10th May 2006 at 08:00 PM, Filed in Chat Me Up

Hi, I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

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Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Tue 9th May 2006 at 06:38 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

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Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Mon 8th May 2006 at 03:05 PM, Filed in Chat Me Up

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out

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