Posted by Hayden Allen on Tue 14th November 2006 at 06:21 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
If you still believe chat up lines get you somewhere, AND you want to try a new one or two, perhaps one of these beauties may get you…. a laugh or a slap!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.
Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
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Posted by Hayden Allen on Mon 24th July 2006 at 07:08 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
You meet an absolute stunner (man or woman) in your local boozer and he/she doesn’t speak a word of English…. You want to impress them after a few drinks… what better way than telling them you love them in their own language. It may break a smile for you!
1. English - I love you
2. Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
3. Albanian - Te dua
4. Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
5. Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
6. Bulgarian - Obicham te
7. Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
8. Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
9. Croatian - Volim te
10. Czech - Miluji te
11. Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
12. Dutch - Ik hou van jou
13. Estonian - Ma armastan sind
14. Ethiopian - Afgreki’
15. Filipino - Mahal kita
16. Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
17. French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
18. Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
19. German - Ich liebe dich
20. Greek - S’agapo
21. Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe
22. Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
23. Hungarian - Szeretlek(Thanks Dóra!)
24. Icelandic - Eg elska tig
25. Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
26. Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
27. Italian - Ti amo
28. Japanese - Aishiteru
29. Korean - Sarang Heyo
30. Latin - Te amo
31. Latvian - Es tevi miilu
32. Lebanese - Bahibak
33. Lithuanian - Tave myliu
34. Luxembourgeois - Ech hun dech gäer
35. Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
36. Maltese - Inhobbok
37. Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
38. Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
39. Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
40. Persian - Doo-set daaram
41. Polish - Kocham Ciebie
42. Portuguese - Eu te amo
43. Romanian - Te iubesc
44. Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
45. Serbian - Volim te
46. Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing’I Love You’)
47. Slovak - Lu`bim ta
48. Slovenian - Ljubim te
49. Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
50. Swedish - Jag alskar dig
51. Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
52. Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
53. Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
54. Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
55. Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
56. Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
57. Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
58. Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di
59. Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Posted by Hayden Allen on Thu 1st June 2006 at 06:21 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
Your body is like a basketball court, mind if I dribble all over it?
Posted by Hayden Allen on Sat 27th May 2006 at 04:53 PM, Filed in Chat Me Up
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Posted by Hayden Allen on Thu 25th May 2006 at 03:59 PM, Filed in Chat Me Up
Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we’ll multiply.
