If you’re dating online you are spoilt for choice. Never have you been subjected to so many potential lovers all wanting a piece of you. You can quite easily chat to 10 prospects at the same time, dropping the same lyrical landmines and wooing your way into their hearts. Prospects even become expendable and the ones who don’t want to know can just sod off!!!
It’s very easy to become a cyber-slag! And that means men as well!
The alarming thing is that nobody even has to know that you are dating around online… until you get a load of abuse on Facebook where ex lovers may start posting nasty things about you. This can land you in some serious hot water with other dates you are stringing along… just be aware that you could get busted at any time.
You’ve also got the health issues of unprotected sex etc.. but more about that in a minute.
Whilst there is nothing wrong with dating a number of different people online, you have to keep your options open of course, there are a couple of simple rules to adhere to:
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Posted by Tom Wilkins on Thu 11th October 2007 at 05:08 AM, Filed in General Dating
Every one dreads the early days of dating someone new and playing the games that we do. It’s one of those things that we just have to do for some reason… you almost have to pretend to be someone you’re not for a few occasions, until you feel confident enough to let your guard down of course.
The main reason we play hard to get is to put up an invisible barrier that is there to protect us from rejection in the early days. You are being judged all the time as well as doing the judging and they are feeling exactly the same way as you!
Whilst this is all well and good and it’s a natural reaction to protect yourself from rejection by playing hard to get and getting them to demonstrate their feelings before you divulge yours, you should remember not to play it too hard… as most people get bored or get the wrong impression and bugger off, leaving you empty handed!
There is a happy medium!
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Trade in that Subaru Impreza, Mitsubishi Evo…. You’ll never pull in them, well certainly not a classy bird anyway!
These are the cars to collect in… you’ll be guaranteed instant love and affection, so without further ado:
No. 10 – Dodge Challenger
A recent remake of the classic ‘Dukes of Hazard’ car, this beauty will purr their way into their hearts. Note – it’s the ONLY muscle car I am allowing into the top 10!
No. 9 – Ford GT40
Either the original or the modern version will do. You’ll need £200k to purchase one and probably the same amount if you want to run it! Never take this option if your date is an environmentalist – she’ll probably ‘key it’ and tell you to F off!
No. 8 – 1956 Porsche 356 Speedster
This should be No. 1 in my book. Look at it… it’s beautiful. It trundles along at 30mph but it’s like true love, to be taken slow! Not the most reliable engine being air cooled, but it is over 50 years old!!! I’ll give you £5 if you can’t pull in one of these.
No. 7 - Mercedes 300SL Gullwing
Now here’s a classis with some true grace. Imagine her face as the wing pops up and sees you dressed in black tie, you’ve got a licence to thrill my friend! Shame they don’t all come with the James Bond ejector seat… a great way of losing nagging women! An original will set you back £250k… if you can find one!
No. 6 – Porsche 911
Hmmmm… I love these motors BUT everyone knows them as a penis extension for balding men in their 40’s. BUT you have to admit that a lady’s face lights up with dollar signs when you roll up in one. You’re guaranteed a shag at the very least.
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Posted by Bob Bulmer on Fri 5th October 2007 at 02:54 AM, Filed in General Dating
Every year County Cork plays host to thousands of singles from across Europe in Irelands largest and oldest festival lasting 6 weeks!!! There’s dancing, drinking, kissing… let your imagination go! This year the festival ran from 31 Aug 2007 - 07 Oct 2007, so you’ve only got 2 days left!
Festival goers can soak up some of Cork’s legendary Spa waters and sulphur baths whilst hooking up with Mr or Mrs Right. The origins of the festival go back to when the well-to-do ‘country bumpkin’ locals had completed their harvest and fancied getting hitched.
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Every single bloke (well almost) has a lucky pair of pants. They are often so riddled with stains and holes that it’s not uncommon for them to be hanging together by just a few threads…!
Blokes swear by their lucky pants and often can’t pull without them, they almost just go to pieces at the thought of being without them.
So what is it about lucky pants that men swear by?
As a bloke who’s been through at least 3 pairs of lucky pants over the years I can now reveal the truth… they are like a security blanket that make us feel safe and in control of the situation… without them we are naked, literally!
Yeah, it’s all in the mind BUT so is converting a pull.
Ladies, you can tell just how much action he’s seen in his life y the state of his pants. The more holes the more action!
So, do they work – Hell Yeah!!!!
