I came across an interesting site today, one where you can find yourself your very own internet Iraqi bride. It’s a little disturbed and crosses the boundries of funny… but takes the p*ss out of President Bush which makes it quite acceptable.
“Our membership program is designed for single men looking for mail order brides who are beautiful, significantly younger, educated, unspoiled by feminism and whose culture is one of support and respect”.
”Beautiful single Iraqi women are looking for romance and marriage. Meet traditional Iraqi girls who want to be your wife. If you are seeking a more feminine woman, an affectionate girl and a true love, you have found your magic carpet to happiness. We offer dating, spousal visa services, tours, correspondence and international one-on-one test drives with Iraqi ladies”.
“This is just a small sampling of the treasures that await you when you become a full member. All of our brides pass our exclusive 48-point quality inspection. Don’t settle for just any old used bride, make your next wife a top-of-the-line IraqiBride.com previously-owned bride!”
Sad clowns are a thing of the past thanks to a revolution in clown matching brought to you by the Clown Dating Agency. As you can imagine, being attached to the circus or in fact being a clown, you are bound to be on the road most of the time therefore where do you find time for a bit of lovin?
Sad clowns will be a thing of the past.
This revolution in dating is the answer for all those juggling, custard pie flinging loons. It’s also a great place to find someone with a sense of humour if that’s what’s missing in your love life.
“Don’t be a sad clown staying in playing with your trombone. Ask for a free registration form NOW.”
It’s a free service so what you got to lose?!
How does it work?
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The US-based gay dating site manhunt.net has hit upon a novel way of promoting safe sex among gay men.
Manhunt.net home page.
An outreach worker, posing under the sign-in name of VIPBoy, is paid to talk about AIDS and STDs to site users and to give out advice about safe sex practices.
“If gay men are going to meet in cyberspace for hookups, they should know what they are getting into if they have unsafe sex,” Stephan Adelson, who heads Online Buddies Inc. and runs the 700,000-member site, told The Boston Herald .
Mr Adelson has been praised for his socially-aware stance, in contrast to many other sites which actively promote unsafe practices such as ‘bare backing’ by creating dedicated chat areas.
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OnlineBootyCall recently released some quite alarming figures: its site achieves 1 marriage out of a million members! However the site is all about ‘booty call’, not really about marriages. The site is presently solely aimed at the US and its horny population.
Founded 3 years ago, I’m sure you will agree that this record is quite eye opening, and what does it say about the success rates of other online dating sites?
However, the site’s CEO recently defended the report by saying: “OnlineBootyCall.com makes over 30,000 connections each day - that equals one marriage per 32,850,000 booty-call connections. Nobody else can boast that kind of success”.
“If we were less superficial, we would probably have more marriages and we certainly don’t want to go there,” he said.
So far, OnlineBootyCall has given out over $100,000 in incentive cash prizes to members. Every member who refers at least five people during the course of one month is placed in a random draw for $1,000.
The site’s sign-up process can be accomplished in less than one minute. The catch is that every member is required to post at least one personal photo. So it’s not for the ugly. It’s purely for the horny!
When I think of Holland you think of huge incredibly strong spliffs, porn everywhere, clogs and a place that’s as flat as a witch’s tit!
Farm Date’s home page.
Looks like Google recently did the same when they put the site alongside pornographic sites. Farm Date is an entirely respectable dating site for Dutch farmers but when you type in ‘farm date’ you got the surprise of your life for a while! Lets just say that all the animals were out to play!
The statement from Farm Date is that the ranking was “very damaging for Farmdate’s reputation.” We should know the court ruling on August 24.
