Now you don’t want to overcook it, you want to be out there just long enough to know whether or not you want to meet them again and take things further, so just how long should the date be?
Well, there is a recommended time you should stick to which will give you ample time to know whether or not they are a hunk or a chunk. You shouldn’t exceed more than 2 hours.
You should know their inside leg measurement by this time!
The reasons for this are as follows:
• Any longer and you would be showing too much interest (at the beginning).
• 2 hours is plenty of time to make sure they are not e freak – plenty of time for questions.
• After the intensity of the first date, after 2 hours you will be feel mentally tired.
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You may be thinking ‘what a strange topic to write about’ BUT it is not as strange as you think. Picture this… you are on your first date and you have stomach pains from all the ‘butterflies’ in your stomach. You could really do with a poo but doubt you’ll get any joy because you are more than likely constipated.
Wave that turd goodbye!
You may also feel a little embarrassed about being away from your date for 15 minutes whilst you are left straining on the karzie.
I am not a doctor, but I do have a non substance enhanced technique for this problem which has worked miracles for me. Here’s what you might want to try carefully should you ever find yourself in this position… press the middle bit of skin above your anus and below your tail stump, and hey presto Mr Hankie comes out at speed. You’ll be out of the loo so quickly it will look like you just had a widdle and that’s all!! I hasten to add that this should not be attempted without proper consultation with your doctor - specific medical circumstances may make this technique unsuitable.
With any luck you’ll never need to worry about such a trivial matter again!
You met a gorgeous guy/girl at the weekend, swapped numbers and are now living out the ‘waiting game’ which seems like years and is possibly the most painful part of the entire dating game. When the phone does ring it is normally your mother checking up on her and you try to lose her as quickly as possible so as you can free up the line!
You are possibly getting agitated and restless and your housemates starting to ask questions. So why doesn’t the phone ring?
Well, it’s all about the ‘Law of the Universe’ whatever that is!
Here are some reasons:
• When you expect a phone to ring it doesn’t
• Maybe they are just not interested or playing hard to get
• They woke up and regretted the whole thing
• They have been talked out of it by a friend
• They may have lost your number
• They may be expecting you to call them
• They may have a partner already and were just messing about
• They are just too shy
• You wrote your number down wrong
My point is that the reason doesn’t matter, just put some trust in fate. If it is meant to be it will happen! Now stop watching the phone and go do something to take your mind off it – so what if they don’t call!
In the past I’ve given you 6 cracking questions to ask on a date, now I’m going to give you another 6 that you just shouldn’t ask (for obvious reasons!)
“So, tell me about your best shag?”
“You make me want to come off the heroin”
“What’s your shag tally, how many you had, and what’s your best position?”
“What’s my chances of getting a shag with you?”
“My ex and I use to come here all of the time, infact she used to sit exactly where you are sitting!”
“Will you marry me?”
Your date is coming over to your place and you want them to be impressed, enjoy themselves as well as leave with the intention of seeing you again (well maybe not sometimes!)
Asking a date over to your place is quite a forward step because you are presenting a very personal element to your life. Be sure you want to share this before asking them over.
Give the house a little tidy up, you are wanting to create a good impression after all! Even if you sweep all your dirty washing under the bed, try to de-clutter.
Get some nice food for the fridge, you can tell so much about someone by what’s in your fridge (whether you look after yourself or not basically!)
What’s wrong with these people’s fridges and would you wanna date them!
Get a nice meal in the oven and get some coffee on, you don’t want to start plastering them with booze just yet. Let them get used to the surrounds and then ask them if they want an alcoholic drink. If you are crap at cooking some ready meals can be really good, or even go and get a nice takeout from the local restaurant.
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