10 things never to do whilst arguing with your boyfriend!
Posted by Peter Brady on Mon 2nd October 2006 at 08:44 AM, Filed in General Dating
Some tongue in cheek actions that ladies should avoid while quarrelling with your loved one.
1. Cupping your hands to insinuate your boyfriend has man boobs. (That’s a real deal breaker!)
2. Holding your forefinger and thumb up to insinuate something small. (Again, another deal breaker!)
3. With a smile on your face just make the following sounds and words in sequence “oops” “sorry” “premature”.
4. Start hoovering the house while your boyfriend is arguing with you.
5. Imitate something flaccid and floppy with your fingers.
6. When he’s really, really fired up, just turn round and fart as loud as you can and calmly walk off.
7. Pour the dinner into his work shoes.
8. Start faking an orgasm et al “When Harry met Sally” and say “that’s what I have had to do every single time!” (Another deal breaker.)
9. This ones for a married couple - While he’s shouting at you get a roll of adhesive red dots and start placing them on the valuable items in the house while muttering “as well as keeping the house I’ll take this, this and this in the divorce settlement!”
10. Start writing a letter to your future mother-in-law and father-in-law outlining your boyfriend’s obsession with wearing your underwear.
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