10 things never to do whilst arguing with your girlfirend!
We strongly advise that you don’t use any of these in the wild!
1. Start beating off in front of her, pulling an air guitar wince.
2. Start writing on the wallpaper ‘you stupid bitch’ 100 times.
3. Turn up the radio as loud as it will go to drown out the din coming from her mouth.
4. Just calmly start laughing at her.
5. Call up your ex whilst being shouted at and ask her out for a date.
6. Put your fingers in your ears and repeat “LA LA LA”
7. Pick up the phone book and say “it’s more interesting than listening to your dulcet tones”.
8. Throw the dinner she just made for you against the wall, followed by “whats this crap!”
9. Take down all the pictures of you together round the house and say “You ruin these shots!”
10. Call her mum and ask “has your daughter always been a pain in the butt”.
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READER COMMENTS:
Hilarious. Well done Hayden.
Posted by Jon Denson on Tue 3rd October 2006 at 10:09 PM | #