10 things never to say during sex.
These are guaranteed to kill the moment… could be useful if you can’t be bothered to go on!
Women
‘Is it in yet?’
‘I’m timing you this time and it better be longer!’
‘You’re not as big downstairs than my ex!’
‘When you’re done can you go and make me a cup of tea’
‘I’m desperate for kids’
Men
‘Ooops wrong hole, sorry’
‘Your Brazilian is itchy’
‘Oh Mandy’ (when her name’s something else!)
‘The doc gave me the all clear last week so the itching has finally gone’
‘How do you feel about my mates watching?’
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