10 things never to say on a first date.
At least wait till the second one!
‘You’ve got cracking t*ts!’
‘I firmly believe in monogamy’
‘I had a dream I slept with my sister last night’
‘Am I gonna get my moneys worth tonight?’
‘My ex used to love it up the a*se, could you be tempted?’
‘Did you bring the condoms or should I go get some fro the toilet before we get drunk?’
‘I really fancy you, you remind me of my mother/father’
‘Wow, you’ve got a body from Baywatch… but a face from Crimewatch!’
‘My therapist said I wouldn’t attack any more after I castrated myself with a blunt spoon’
‘My dad went to prison for killing my last date, don’t mind if he pops down for a drink do you?’
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