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10 things never to say whilst arguing with your bird! Posted by Hayden Allen on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 05:50 AM, Filed in General Dating Del.icio.us Digg this Really… there is no lie here, saying one of these is either going to have her packing her bags… or packing a punch straight in the wedding tackle. They are funny though! 1. “Just go and finish the dishes and shut the hell up” 2. “I thought periods only came once a month” 3. “Don’t take it out on me the fact you are pissed off about getting fatter” 4. “Don’t start crying” 5. “You look so ugly when you get angry” 6. “Be quiet woman, your nagging gives me a headache and I can’t shag you if I have one” 7. “I wonder if my subscription to Match.com has expired” 8. “Zip it… zip…. Zip etc” 9. “I take it that you don’t want my kids then” 10. “Get down and give me 10” This entry has been viewed 7705 times. READER COMMENTS: Hilarious mate Posted by Tom on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:24 AM \| # I tried number 2. Never again! Posted by ChrisT on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:25 AM \| # Some of these are bit on the edge, but quite funny nonetheless. Posted by Susan on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:27 AM \| # Very funny! I think you might end up with a bobbit if you tried any of these! Posted by Peter on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:28 AM \| # Worth a crack, would certainly put my annoying girlfriend in her place! Posted by Wizardwiggi on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:33 AM \| # Yeah I’d say their worth a go. Every bloke gets to the end of his tether at some point. Posted by Mitch on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:35 AM \| # Cool list dude. Posted by Bombadier on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:46 AM \| # Guys, never, ever, ever say number 3. That’s a relationship breaker. Posted by sarah on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:47 AM \| # If my man said this to me he’d get a good pasting! I want to see a list of things that women can say to men whilst arguing. Posted by Karen on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:51 AM \| # I’d say your liable to get a slap with any of those. Fiendishly funny though, because there is a subtle ironic truth with some of your lines. Posted by Gill on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:55 AM \| # Rocking mate. All the things I wish I could say but dare not to! Posted by Harry on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:56 AM \| # I’ve tried No. 4 before and copped a slap. I didn’t get a shag for a week either! Posted by barnybear on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 08:59 AM \| # Cheeky.... can’t imagine a relationship lasting long after bringing up one of these. Funny though Posted by bernie on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 10:58 AM \| # I use these all the time. Shame that my doll doesn’t answer back! Posted by Basher on Wed 23rd August 2006 at 11:35 AM \| # I’ve used some of these...I can’t help it if they can’t take a harmless joke...Who told them to be sooo serious...I mean relax & let us relax once in a while...We just wanna have some free time & chil out...WHY GOD WHY??? Posted by Ankur on Thu 14th December 2006 at 12:02 AM \| # “I take it that you don’t want my kids then” Posted by David Wygant on Tue 12th June 2007 at 04:21 PM \| # Jeez, these really are deal breakers dude. Posted by Chris on Tue 12th June 2007 at 09:35 PM \| # POST A COMMENT: Please feel free to submit relevant comments to this entry but note: inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be removed as will be personal abuse and defamatory remarks. Reasoned debate and substantiated critique on the topic in hand is encouraged and welcomed. Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments. 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