10 things never to say whilst arguing with your fella!
Posted by Hayden Allen on Thu 24th August 2006 at 05:18 AM, Filed in General Dating
To be an effective arguer it’s all about picking on the insecurities… and in a man’s case its normally jealousy and his anatomy.
I don’t advise using any of these by the way, I wouldn’t like to predict what happens next…
1. “You’re just jealous because my ex had a much bigger tackle”
2. “You’re the bitch, do as I say”
3. “How does no sex for you for a month sound”
4. “I’ll kick your booty you wimp”
5. “It’s all making sense now; guys with small appendages tend to mature later in life”
6. “You’re arguments are as crap as you are in bed”
7. “I’m off out to find a real man”
8. “When you go red you remind me of one of the guys I visualise sleeping with”
9. “Whatever…. Whatever… “ (to everything he says – really winds him up).
10. “I’m gonna cut off your chap when you sleep unless you don’t shut the hell up”
Incidentally, if anybody knows of footage on YouTube of these actually being used in the wild, let us know and we’ll post the link up!
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Wow, I’d be pretty amused if my chick came out with any of these!
Particularly, ‘your the bitch do as I say’
Posted by Todge on Thu 24th August 2006 at 08:05 AM | #