10 ways to kill an argument with a lover.
The best way to stop an argument with a lover is to say something completely outrageous that will either kill the conversation dead or have them in hysterics. Don’t be stubborn, lay down one of these proven lines!
Say ‘show us your fairy’ if it’s a girl or ‘get your balls out’ if it’s a guy.
Grab your crotch and start thrusting towards the whilst singing ‘Beat It’.
Say “I can’t stop thinking about your mum/dad without anything on!”
You look filthy when you get angry, come here baby!
Pretend to faint, and when they get close grab them and snog the hell out of them!
Pull your pants down but keep a really straight face – this will really throw them along with the point they are trying to make!
Ask, in a very soft voice whether or not your partner would be prepared to watch a hard core video right there and then.
Say, “I think we should get married”! – This will really throw them and change the pace of the argument. You don’t have to mean it, but it may shut them up!
Say, “I really feel we should try swinging, I know a bloke and his wife….”
Threaten to throw the dog out the window unless they don’t shut the hell up!
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