Adult chat up lines.
Posted by Patrick Woolmer on Tue 11th September 2007 at 03:09 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
Now there’s certainly no guarantees with this lot… they are a little more risky for a ‘cold call’ but may bring a smile!
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) If I made you come this fast with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
How’s yer fanny for cracking walnuts?
Excuse me, you have the whitest teeth I’ve ever cum across.
Do you want to f%&k or do I owe you an apology?
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
That dress is very becoming on you, but if I was on you, I’d be cumming too!
Let’s play war, I’ll lay down and you blow the f*c£ out of me!
Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise cocks’!!
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for 20p.
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