Break the ice with one of these classic chat up lines!
Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Tue 14th November 2006 at 06:21 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
If you still believe chat up lines get you somewhere, AND you want to try a new one or two, perhaps one of these beauties may get you…. a laugh or a slap!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.
My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.
Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
Cont…
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.
Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!
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