Cars for picking up ladies in!
Posted by Hayden Allen on Wed 10th October 2007 at 01:53 AM, Filed in General Dating
Trade in that Subaru Impreza, Mitsubishi Evo…. You’ll never pull in them, well certainly not a classy bird anyway!
These are the cars to collect in… you’ll be guaranteed instant love and affection, so without further ado:
No. 10 – Dodge Challenger
A recent remake of the classic ‘Dukes of Hazard’ car, this beauty will purr their way into their hearts. Note – it’s the ONLY muscle car I am allowing into the top 10!
No. 9 – Ford GT40
Either the original or the modern version will do. You’ll need £200k to purchase one and probably the same amount if you want to run it! Never take this option if your date is an environmentalist – she’ll probably ‘key it’ and tell you to F off!
No. 8 – 1956 Porsche 356 Speedster
This should be No. 1 in my book. Look at it… it’s beautiful. It trundles along at 30mph but it’s like true love, to be taken slow! Not the most reliable engine being air cooled, but it is over 50 years old!!! I’ll give you £5 if you can’t pull in one of these.
No. 7 - Mercedes 300SL Gullwing
Now here’s a classis with some true grace. Imagine her face as the wing pops up and sees you dressed in black tie, you’ve got a licence to thrill my friend! Shame they don’t all come with the James Bond ejector seat… a great way of losing nagging women! An original will set you back £250k… if you can find one!
No. 6 – Porsche 911
Hmmmm… I love these motors BUT everyone knows them as a penis extension for balding men in their 40’s. BUT you have to admit that a lady’s face lights up with dollar signs when you roll up in one. You’re guaranteed a shag at the very least.
No. 5 – Mclaren Mercedes SLR
Now this is a guaranteed cert. If you don’t have them sprawling all over the curvy bonnet by the end of the night you’ll have the respect and dribble of every warm blooded male car enthusiast. The only thing with this motor is that you may ‘do too good’a job’ and have them proposing to you by the end of the first date…
No. 4 – Jaguar E-Type
A true British classic and still nothing out there that comes close to it. If you want to demonstrate that you are the quintessential gentleman then this needs to be in your arsenal. Not overly expensive and certainly ‘shagadellic’!
No. 3 - Aston Martin DB5
Think you’re a bit of a James Bond do you? Well you need to cough up £1m first and get yourself a DB5. You can pretty much count on the fact that you could have a different woman every night of the week with this beauty, only thing is that there’s not too much room in the back seat for any shenanigans.
No. 2 - Lamborghini Miura (1966)
Italian style at its finest. This little beauty will set you back £200k, but it’s worth every penny in my book. The only problem may be the car’s habbit of bursting into flames because of Lamborghini’s use of racing carburettors which fill with fuel at traffic lights. If she hasn’t taken off her pants by this stage then I guess they’ll be burnt off any way!
No. 1 - Ferrari 250 SWB California Spyder
Ummmmm, what can I say. If a lady came to pick me up for a date in one of these then I’d drop my pants there and then! If you disagree with me then please let me know! One of these will set you back £600k
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