Constipated on the first date!
You may be thinking ‘what a strange topic to write about’ BUT it is not as strange as you think. Picture this… you are on your first date and you have stomach pains from all the ‘butterflies’ in your stomach. You could really do with a poo but doubt you’ll get any joy because you are more than likely constipated.
Wave that turd goodbye!
You may also feel a little embarrassed about being away from your date for 15 minutes whilst you are left straining on the karzie.
I am not a doctor, but I do have a non substance enhanced technique for this problem which has worked miracles for me. Here’s what you might want to try carefully should you ever find yourself in this position… press the middle bit of skin above your anus and below your tail stump, and hey presto Mr Hankie comes out at speed. You’ll be out of the loo so quickly it will look like you just had a widdle and that’s all!! I hasten to add that this should not be attempted without proper consultation with your doctor - specific medical circumstances may make this technique unsuitable.
With any luck you’ll never need to worry about such a trivial matter again!
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