Dating Hippies & Travellers… my thoughts!
Now why on earth would you want to date a scanky hippie or a traveller? I’m not talking about the 5% of the hippie population that are throw backs from the 60’s who do actually clean themselves on a fortnightly basis, I’m talking the stinking pikies who bath is urine & sweat and join a demonstration …. Just because it’s a demonstration and they don’t work so what else they going to do - certainly not get a job!
Miss World of the Pikie Universe!
And, not only do they stink and demonstrate for reasons they don’t know, they also drive stinking old vans that pollute the environment 10 x more than an average car… and claim they are eco warriors!
The reason for this article is to get something off my chest. Opposite my house is a small wood…. With a stinking traveller living in it, in an old ambulance (now that’s original!). He has a girlfriend, who is stunningly attractive… and normal. She comes from a middle class family and must be the most attractive lady this guy has ever seen (OK so I’m jealous!). She leaves her lovely warm house to walk down a muddy stinking path to this bloke’s rotting ambulance, and I dread to think what they get up to… with his flea infested mange ridden dog on a string sleeping in the same bed as well!
I know attraction is a funny thing but what can she be thinking about, it’s a mystery to me?
Have you ever been to a free rave in a field somewhere, full of nobbers with juggling balls and dressed like a gnome that’s been shat on… they are the type of crusty dirtboxes that I just couldn’t imagine anyone finding attractive… well maybe their crusty mates.
If I haven’t put you off being a travelling, pikie, stinking, rat infested eco hypocrite then find your perfect match here… but go have a shower first.. and take that lip ring out… and shave off the flea infested dreads!
www.hippiepersonals.com
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