Dating ideas – a car boot sale
Now before you all think I have gone completely mad, a car boot sale is a great place for a date for a number of reasons. Yes, they may think you are a pikie piece of trailer trash, but on the flip side:
• Gives you a chance to laugh together at Polish freaks in muscle vests from the 80’s and deformed pikies buying a load of crap therefore appreciating each others sense of humour.
• You can show off your cut throat bargaining skills – pretending you are the next Donald Trump.
• You can pick up a bargain whilst there.
Now that’s gonna be really useful isn’t it!!!
So it’s not such a bad date after all. I don’t recommend you to suggest a car boot as the first date by the way, they definitely will think you are a pikie!!!!
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