First date ice breakers - Jokes.

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Wed 1st November 2006 at 06:50 AM, Filed in Tips For First Dates

May there never be a quiet dull moment on your first date ever again!, just make sure they have a sense of humour!

Q.) Why does a willy have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a willy have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your willy?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A.) “Is it in?”

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just done it?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

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