How can you tell if your female date is actually a man!
A little light hearted humour for you, but rings truer in our far eastern relative countries. We’ve all heard of ladyboys or shemales I’m sure. Well believe it or not it’s a growing trend. Put it down to the amount of estrogens in water if you want, or just the fact that it’s becoming more acceptable for a man to become a woman… or part woman.
I’ve been to Thailand and seen the shows and I must say that in some circumstances it’s almost impossible to spot the fact that they have meat and two veg under their skirt. They are sometimes more convincing than the women themselves. Thais can be a very feminine looking race and this is why they carry it off so well. However in western cultures there’s almost no mistaking!
I’m talking:
• 5 O’clock shadow
• Cheap implants that rise up to your chin or point out to the sides
• Chiselled jaw
• Hairy legs
• More make up than your average lady
• Hairy hands and feet
• Adams apple
• Larger hands than your average lady
• Bulge downstairs (could just be very hairy!)
• Deeper voice than average
• Crap plastic surgery!
If you are a little suspicious then you may want to try the Crocodile Dundee test and go straight for the wheener to test. It may get you slapped though!
You’ve also got trannies… these appear to be more masculine and blokes who just like pretending they are ladies… and don’t carry it off paticually well.
Take the Female or Shemale quiz (I only got 6/10!)
And this one.
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