How to avoid a date with your girlfriend and stay in with the boys!
Fellas, we all know that women are organised (well 99.9% of them) and we aren’t! What happens when your girlfriend has had something planned for you both for the past 6 months and a perfect boys night opportunity springs up?
Well… don’t think to hard about it! You chill with your homies. Think to yourself – when you are settled with kids… you will probably never ever see the lads again! Your bird has the rest of her life with you and she shouldn’t be so selfish as to expect you to blow out the boys!
Here are a couple of corking excuses that, although may be little white lies, are un- arguable and may actually get you brownie points:
• “Granny called me and said she had a premonition I died tonight, therefore I’m not prepared to go outside and I need the protection of the lads”.
• “I caught my chap in the zip and am struggling to stand”.
• “I sat on one of my knackers when getting in the car and can’t walk – they feel like a roof tiller’s nail bag”.
• “It’s my time of the month”.
• “I have terrible wind and am concerned may show you up”.
• “I want to stay at home as I am planning a huge surprise for you”.
• “Just one night…. You have the rest of your life with me!”
• “I’ve got a really early start as I’m off to pick up your pressie”
Not that I’ve done this before!
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