How to find out if your internet love is in-fact a 900lb slob!

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Fri 1st September 2006 at 06:16 AM, Filed in Dating Safety

It happens more than you may care to imagine. Fat, sweaty and darn ugly guys and girls are hiding under a different guise hoping you are going to chat to them and make them feel special. When you see some of these fatties it is clear to see why they are pretending to be someone else, but it’s cheating and bang out of order! Go get some freaking exercise.

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Could this be your so called gorgeous hunk of an online boyfriend?

There are a couple of cunning tricks you can try to ensure your online love isn’t in-fact Mr or Mrs Sweaty-Belly 2006!

1. Whilst you are chatting to them live ask them to send you a picture of themselves there and then on their mobile phone OR with the time and date imprinted on the photo. Put them under a bit of pressure to react and see what happens.
2. Ask them what sort of foods they like… if the answer is all about fatty produce… beware!

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3. Ask them what sorts of exercise they like to do… and I’m not talking about knocking one out over a jazz mag!
4. Pretend you wanna meet up early on in the chat. If they make excuses…. Be aware they may have a date with a pork chop!
5. Be aware of stunningly good looking photos… they are either of someone else OR them when they were 20 years younger.
6. Try repeating the same question regarding what they look like on 2 different occasions and make notes. If there are inconsistencies you know their mind was on those pork ribs they were stuffing when they were chatting to you before.

Whoever you are chatting to online, be careful. There truly are some freaks out there living under different guises and getting cheap thrills from you thinking they are someone else.

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