Ladies, what you should do if a man with a slingshot thong approaches you?

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Thu 31st August 2006 at 05:29 AM, Filed in General Dating

Firstly let me ask who can we thank for these beautiful garments, they should be eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize. They present a man’s true personality and physique all in one. Any lady approached by a man in such a garment has gotta be feeling lucky!

If you can’t tear your eyes away from such a beautiful sight then why don’t you try drifting up to him and with those puppy eyes asking if you can mother his children there and then.

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If they are not your bag however then you could try going up behind them and pulling the bit that comes up above the ass up as hard as you can and getting them to skid their own pants… just an idea though.

If you already have a fella and want to see him in one of these beauties then try Hunkwear

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Like these! Woooo!

Posted by Adam Smith  on Wed 30th May 2007 at 12:53 AM | #

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