Masturbation V Relationship
What a question to ask, but more and more of us seem to be opting for option 1!
The amount of us choosing to be a singleton means exactly that… how else are we going to get our kicks. Booty Calls are up, but when you have been told to ‘F Off’ by all the ex’s on your mobile after you have had 5 pints of Stella there is only one solution.
Not a difficult decision to make in this case!!!
So, what are the benefits I hear you ask, well lucky old you lot are about to find out:
The Relationship +
Feeling loved and wanted
Bit more exciting than ‘Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters/sons’
You can experiment a little more
Lose more weight through sex with a person rather than your hand
The Stroke +
No pillow talk when you can’t be bothered
You can make it real by laying on your arm and painting your finger nails (if you a bloke)
Can do it pretty much anywhere and be very subtle
No chance of STDs…
You can roll over afterwards and fart without getting slapped
If you want my advice… get yourself a part time lover and keep on tickling the spam, both are just as good and it’s difficult to see one as a clear winner.
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