Questions to possibly avoid on a first date (maybe second though)

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Fri 20th October 2006 at 06:04 AM, Filed in Tips For Dating

Little bit of fun, but thought you might like to add a few of these to your arsenal, it’s a great way to get rid of a date you don’t fancy!!!

How is it that when you pluck out a hair it seems that another 20 grow back in its place?

Are any of your mates likely to be up for it as well?

Can you please tell me if I am correct in assuming that the English language was perfected to an actual written language format by the Catholic Church in Rome, Vatican City?

If your program is written in Microsoft’s Visual Java and my program is written in Symantec’s Visual Cafe, can they both be made with Java Beans?

Do you have a preference for being on top or underneath?

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READER COMMENTS:

Sophomoric and stupid.

Posted by NOYB  on Fri 20th October 2006 at 12:14 PM | #

Perspicacious and shrewd, - dude!

Posted by DicKtionary  on Fri 20th October 2006 at 01:07 PM | #

this reminded me of a site that said if you find yourself on a date w/ someone who asks questions like this, they’ll help you escape from that date with an alibi call.  Simply escape to the bathroom and schedule a call via their 800 number.  the site was mobilealibi.com

Posted by Heather  on Sun 22nd October 2006 at 04:59 PM | #

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