Taking your date to a beer festival!

Posted by Patrick Woolmer on Fri 20th April 2007 at 03:56 AM, Filed in The Ideal Dating Venue

Tis the season for beer festivals and traditional folk bands, armed with crazy beards and who live in a swamp with their pet birds out of beer festival season.

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Why am I suggesting this is a good idea for a date… well, it’s simple really – nerves very quickly disappear and there’s no excuse quite like the requirement to get blind drunk and make a complete fool out of yourself outside of a beer festival. Who cares if you dance like a mad dog doing some weird and wonderful mating dance, dribble and all anyway!

There’s also no end to things to talk about, like “what the hell sort of instrument is that beardy weirdy playing” or even a simple “that tastes like shit, lets go get another one”. I can’t imagine you wouldn’t enjoy this date, unless your date is a non drinker (make sure to ask first).

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Beer festivals in the UK are stuff of legends and are happening across the nation, pretty much in every town throughout the summer. Do a search on Google to find your nearest one and don’t pass up the opportunity to ask a date along – at least you will experience their wild side from the outset!

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