The most successful chat up lines ever – telephone numbers guaranteed!
Posted by Bob Bulmer on Sun 22nd July 2007 at 04:20 AM, Filed in Chat Me Up
If you have always struggled to get the date then you NEED to start using one of these (girls or boys). These are guaranteed success… unless you are a complete dork!
You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
I bet you £20 you’re gonna turn me down.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You’re like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can’t stop ya.
Hey, Cheryl! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Cheryl) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She’d like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
Excuse me, we have a problem here. You see that table over there? It has one too many chairs at it. Would you like to join me?
(give the person a pint of beer) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.
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