The Naked Dating Club – I’m intrigued!
Posted by Ruth Miller on Thu 13th September 2007 at 01:45 AM, Filed in Niche Dating
If you’ve got nothing to hide and want to see a load of people starkers then this has gotta be for you.
US columnist Ann Coulter has joined the bandwagon and announced that she is starting a new, online subscription-based naked dating club. “It is for busy people like myself who don’t have the time for traditional dating rituals.” she said. “It is entirely internet based, though ultimately the goal is for the dating couples to meet in person. Naked of course.”
There is a catch… you’ve gotta be Christian and right wing and certainly not bat for the other team (homosexual) “But, traditional type Neocon perverts are OK as long as they are discreet.” Coulter remarked. “Folks like Senator Larry Craig, or ex Representative Mark Foley are entirely welcome for example - as long as there’s no ‘outing’ and no publicity.” Coulter remarked.
The club will feature online listings similar to current internet dating sites Coulter said. “But, with one big difference. My site will encourage the postings of pictures of others, not yourself. This is to encourage dating successes since many people like myself, are not themselves very photogenic. Subscribers will be free to use any picture they choose - actresses, actors, whatever. Eventually, we will provide an online library of pictures for people to choose from to use.”
“Sure, it is duplicitous,” said Coulter. ‘but, that is the American way as I see it.”
“And, speaking for myself, I certainly plan to use someone else’s picture. What person in their right mind is gonna want to date a butch, mannish looking giraffe like me with a prominent adam’s apple? The ends justify the means.”
Coulter said Karl Rove, Scooter Libby and Alberto Gonzales have already petitioned to become a charter members. However, Bill O’Reilly & Sean Hannity are ‘on hold’ (in Ann’s words) as she fears they may soon be ‘outed’. Rush Limbaugh was rejected at the outset as being ‘just too damned overtly perverted and weird’.
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