Things never to say to your girlfriends parents.

Posted by Hayden Allen-Vercoe on Tue 29th August 2006 at 05:39 AM, Filed in General Dating

So you’ve taken the relationship a step further and decided to meet the potential in-laws on their turf… brave move.  Just don’t be caught saying any one of these clangers!

“Your daughter has much bigger breasts than you!”

“Your daughter is the best shag I’ve ever had…. No lie!”

“Tell me about how and where your daughter was conceived.”

“Great bed, have you ever tried sex on it… you must.”

“Who’s that in the picture, they look rough!”

“Looking at the décor, I’d say your big fans of the 70s!”

“Look at the way your daughters butt moves when she walks… it’s hypnotic”

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