Top 10 lines to kill a relationship dead!
Haven’t got the time for lengthy goodbyes? Well one of these should do the trick, the secret is to not hang about once you’ve said it. Good luck.
“I think I’m pregnant and it’s not yours!”
“I caught my manhood/ladyhood in a zip and can’t now perform; you may as well forget a relationship!”
“My mum doesn’t like you and she’s always right!”
“I had a sexual dream last night about your mum/dad and don’t trust myself now!”
“I’m joining a monastery in Tibet; you put me off sex forever!”
“I have a problem called SVS (sexual violence syndrome) and can’t trust myself!”
“I want a 3 some with you and your mum/dad or you can forget it!”
“I’m just off to the doctors to pick up my drugs for Chlamydia, fancy meeting for lunch?”
“I need to get my sexual count up to 1,000 within the next 6 months and I’m really close, it’s just one of those little ambitions of mine!”
“It’s not you it’s me!”
If one of these doesn’t do it… i’ll give you your money back!
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