Top 5 ways to kill the mood
Passions are flying, it feels like you are finally going to have the shag of your life, and then…. Something happens to ruin the whole thing and you end up having a wilt!
Here are 5 ways to kill the passion (use them as tips to avoid!)
You fart – You’ve probably eaten too much again, or just stocked up on too much protein. You may be able to hold off the first wind assault, but it comes back and finds a way to sneak out creating a high pitched noise through those tightly clenched buttocks. You may get away with it… but if it stinks – it’s a mood killer!
The mobile rings – Communications today allow us to have our phoe with us and operational 24/7. We are communication junkies and if someone rings… we wanna know who it is. It’s normally someone boring like your mum ringing to make sure you are behaving yourself. It can take your eye off the ball… so switch it off and do everyone a favour.
Catching your privates in your zip – This goes for you too ladies. There can be nothing quite as painful as this. Take your time and ensure there is ‘clearance’ before getting too passionate and ripping things out.
Bad kissing – Nothing worse than someone that is trying to fit your entire head in their mouth OR trying to see what you had for dinner with their tongue creeping down your throat and into your stomach… it’s gross. Check out my tips for kissing.
Being manhandled by what seems to be a 900lb gorilla – Passion is good I agree… but not when it involves being flung around the bedroom. Passion and romance is all about channelling the right kind of lovin. You many well be into the rough stuff… but make sure they other person is too before you get started… can be a real turnoff if unexpected!
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READER COMMENTS:
I’ve done the zipper one. Quite frankly nothing worse can ever, ever happen to you on a date - particulalry if you require medical attention as a result.
Posted by Casanova on Thu 14th September 2006 at 08:40 AM | #