Top Ten Causes of Marital Arguments
Posted by Peter Brady on Mon 28th August 2006 at 07:00 AM, Filed in General Dating
Ok so you’ve gone through the dating process and have finally tied the knot. What can you expect as a wife or husband? Well here’s a tongue in cheek look at what might be in store.
1. Wife to husband: “Darling, I’ve got a headache, can we put something in the diary for next month.”
2. Wife to husband: “I know it’s cold tonight but where’s the little chap gone to.”
3. Husband to wife at a dinner party: “Don’t mind the wife, she’s got lady issues at the moment.”
4. Wife to husband after a few beers: “I’m tired and your floppy, so no you can’t do that.”
5. Husband to wife: “Your almost as beautiful as you once were.”
6. Wife: “Do I look ok in this dress?” Husband:” You look fine.” Wife: “What do you mean I look fine??”
7. Husband to wife: “Is there really a need to do the dishes before we go to bed?”
8. Wife to husband: “That guys butt looks so much firmer than yours.”
9. Wife to husband: “Are those pecs or man boobs? I can’t tell.”
10. Wife to husband: “Honey, what is this receipt for £600 at Spear Mint Rhino? It says for drinks and sundry items!”
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