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The man, the legend has just released these latest top dating tips…. Every man take note!
1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.
2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.
3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.
4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.
5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.
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6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.
7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman’s head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.
8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.
9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.
10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.
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