Wedding anniversary joke.
Posted by Tom Wilkins on Mon 26th March 2007 at 06:12 PM, Filed in Chat Me Up
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped, in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
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