What to do if you wake up next to a total stranger, naked!
The topic of this post is self explanatory I hope. We’ve all been to wild parties and had crazy drunken nights out and woken up the next day to find that we are lying next door to some complete stranger… and you are down to your underwear or even naked!!!
‘HELP!’ tends to be the first word your brain muddles together, and then you try to scramble your mind into gear to understand what on earth went on last night. You remember kissing them… but how did we end up practically naked together?
Well… it doesn’t matter; all that is important now is that when they wake up, they play it cool and they don’t remember anything embarrassing that you may have done.
So what normally happens in this situation?
Well, you have three choices:
You play it cool and stay laying down with them. If you like the look of them this is not a bad idea. Wait until they wake up and then see how they act – don’t give anything away and certainly don’t admit to not remembering anything. If they are cold then be cold back, if they are warm… go in for a second helping!
You get the hell out of there. If they look like a bulldog chewing shit off a thistle asleep, what are they going to look like when they wake up! Very quietly get dressed and just RUN!
You contemplate running, but then remember that the last time you got lucky was over a year ago, and who is going to see you anyway?! You go for it whilst you remember and then get out of there without leaving a trace.
Whatever you do, do it safely and protect yourself!
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